剧情简介
因手下离奇丧命,霍有心前往吴山居兴师问罪,并设计让吴山居白蛇也感染了这种浑身长指甲的怪病。没想到白蛇反设计两人双双感染,为了解开这其中的秘密,二人来到吴邪所说的山洞,寻找诡异指甲的病源和救命的方法,在山洞中经历一系列神秘诡诞的故事.美国历史上著名的密苏里号战列舰即将退役,盛大的庆典连总统也莅临。而老舰长的生日亦在这一天,舰上的厨师——雷白下士(史蒂文·席格StevenSeagal饰)正在全力筹备宴席,讨人嫌的副舰长奎尔与雷白发生冲突并将其关入冷藏室。一支劳军演艺队伍来到舰上,正当表演掀起高潮之际,劳军艺人们突然与奎尔同时行动,袭击船员并控制了密苏里号。“艺人”中的史崔尼(汤米·李·琼斯TommyLeeJones饰)原是中情局特工,精通舰只,他与奎尔合作,获得了舰上多枚携带核弹头的战斧导弹发射密码。军方被这一恐怖袭击彻底震惊,却又应对无法,此时从冷藏室逃出的雷白成为了他们唯一的希望……丽兹和丈夫彼得一直想组建一个大家庭,可惜事与愿违他们无法怀上孩子。丽兹最好的朋友安迪在一夜情后意外受孕,她提议把孩子送给丽兹,彼得不情愿的同意成为孩子的父亲。在他还没做好思想准备前,老婆的好友已经住进了自己客房,而此时彼得刚刚戒毒的弟弟也住进了他家。亲情、友情、一个新出生的婴儿,一切都在考验着四个人间已有的关系……本片由三个小故事组成。何倩美刚从外地返港,闲极无聊,拨电到旧居,怎料听电话的竟是自己;自此以后,她不断受电话困扰,从而揭发一宗命案。《寻》杨丽及其丈夫何文田两人恩爱非常。但丽行动怪异,常拿菜刀切肉斩瓜,制造噪音,令邻居聋婆不胜其烦,聋婆对丽非常憎恶,于是打小人,却被田听见她咒骂丽,怒将聋杀死,丽亲眼见田害死人,不知如何是好。《离骚》民近十年作同一个梦,他用尽方法亦解不开梦境之谜,后经女友梓介绍下,找到滥竽充数的玄学家静,静藉此敛财,胡说一通却误打误撞的说中了一切。由于民仍被梦境困扰,故而不断追寻真相,更纠缠于前世今生之中,终招致历史重演。Afterfinishingherstudiesinliterature,Claudiaworksasacashieratthesupermarket.Sheisahappygirlwhocountsherco-workersamongherbestfriends.Theonlysorespothasbeenherlovelife,butnowthathersecrethighschoolcrushMartinhasreturned,Claudia’shopesareignited.MartinhadbeeninAmerica,wherehisattemptstomakeitasaprofessionalsingerhadfailed.Nowbroke,he’sforcedtosinghisoldhitsindrearyshoppingmallstomakeendsmeet.WhenClaudiaseeshimagain,herheartskipsabeat.Afteroneofhismallgigs,sheworksupthecouragetotellhimwhosheisandthatshestillfeelsattractedtohim.Martinreactswithice-coldarrogance,asifhe,thebigsuperstar,isjusttoogoodforher.Atapublishingcompany’scelebrationMartintellsthedirectorthatheistakingtimeofftowritehisownbiography–tocoveruphisfailureasapopstar.Thedirectorisveryinterestedandwantstoseeaselectionfromwhathehasalreadywritten.Martinseeshischanceforacomebackbuthasnoideahowtowriteabook.ThenhethinksofClaudia,whowouldbemorethanwillingtohelphim.Whenthedirectorreadsthefirstexcerpts,heisenthusiastic.WhenMartinsingsasongjustforher,Claudia’sheartmelts…ToimpressClaudia,MartininvitesClaudiatoaluxuryhotel.Butwhenherfriendsalsoshowupunexpectedly,Martin’sboastofbeingaregularguestisexposedasalie.Filledwithrage,hecruellyinsultsClaudiawhoangrilybreaksoffallcontactwithhim.Evenwhenhebegsforherforgiveness,shesimplydoesnotwanttohearit.Filledwithrage,hecruellyinsultsClaudia–whoangrilybreaksoffallcontactwithhim.Evenwhenhebegsforherforgiveness,shesimplydoesnotwanttohearit.Theonlythingshewantsistofinishthebiography.Still,ClaudiabecomesjealouswhenshelearnsthatMartinisattractedtoanotherwoman...JustwhenClaudiaisrunningoutoftimetofinishthebiography,itisasifhermindshutsdown–shesuddenlycannolongerwrite!However,afterMartinfinallyconfesseshislovetoClaudiaandthetwospendapassionatenighttogether,andherwriter’sblockdisappears.Butwhenthebookisformallypresented,Claudiaisshockedthathernameisnotmentionedanywhere.Feelingbetrayed,sheonceagaincutsMartincompletelyoutofherlife,butthistimeforgood...《老友有喜》讲述的是一个怀孕的故事,一对紧密的老友如何迎接孩子的到来,作为一部喜剧电影,这部聚集了梅根·福克斯、乔·哈姆和《周六夜现场》中喜剧大姐克里斯汀·韦格有着足料的笑声和难以置信的丰厚感情,老友团体中最后一对单身如何在没有婚姻的情况下一起孕育一个孩子呢?