至尊宝(周星驰饰)被月光宝盒带回到五百年前,遇见紫霞仙子(朱茵饰),被对方打上烙印成为对方的人,并发觉自己已变成孙悟空。紫霞与青霞(朱茵饰)本是如来佛祖座前日月神灯的灯芯(白天是紫霞,晚上是青霞),二人虽然同一肉身却仇恨颇深,因此紫霞立下誓言,谁能拔出她手中的紫青宝剑,谁就是她的意中人。紫青宝剑被至尊宝于不经意间拔出,紫霞决定以身相许,却遭一心记挂白晶晶(莫文蔚饰)的至尊宝拒绝。后牛魔王救下迷失在沙漠中的紫霞,并逼紫霞与他成婚,关键时刻,至尊宝现身。付小驰--著名心理医生,风趣丶言行夸张,虽然表面极之好色,但实质内心善良,为了尽力治疗失恋女病人,都不惜作出各种牺牲。影片讲述了ChanceHarris必须在学校、工作、人际关系和全国直播街舞比赛之间找到平衡。独自生活的钢琴教师瑞希(深津绘里饰)曾经拥有幸福无忧的生活,但是自从三年前丈夫薮内优介(浅野忠信饰)失踪后,一切发生了改变。某个晚上,正准备做吃的瑞希,突然目睹优介由外面走了进来。而接下来的话语更令她吃惊,原来三年前担任牙科医师的丈夫被诊断患有绝症,他不声不响离家出走,寻找一个安静的地方安然死去。某种执念让他以活生生的形态出现世间,并历经三年跋涉回到了家中。在优介的提议下,半信半疑的瑞希和丈夫踏上了回溯这三年来的寻家之旅。路上他们遇到了曾经照顾过丈夫的人,夫妻二人心底的秘密交替浮现,他们终于能够坦然地面对彼此了……剧作家肖克得了一种怪病,记忆只有一天,所以对于他来说,每天都是新的一天。有一天早上醒来,电话响起,电话那头的人告诉他,电脑里有视频,记录了他最近做的事。肖克打开电脑,里面果然有记录。原来,肖克为了写作,开始尾随陌生人,因此被卷进一起错综复杂的杀人事件中。肖克深陷其中,面临着两难的处境,是为了朋友两肋插刀?还是为了爱人奋不顾身?然而一切已由不得他选择,因为他陷入的是一场螳螂扑蝉,黄雀在后的游戏中。Afterfinishingherstudiesinliterature,Claudiaworksasacashieratthesupermarket.Sheisahappygirlwhocountsherco-workersamongherbestfriends.Theonlysorespothasbeenherlovelife,butnowthathersecrethighschoolcrushMartinhasreturned,Claudia’shopesareignited.MartinhadbeeninAmerica,wherehisattemptstomakeitasaprofessionalsingerhadfailed.Nowbroke,he’sforcedtosinghisoldhitsindrearyshoppingmallstomakeendsmeet.WhenClaudiaseeshimagain,herheartskipsabeat.Afteroneofhismallgigs,sheworksupthecouragetotellhimwhosheisandthatshestillfeelsattractedtohim.Martinreactswithice-coldarrogance,asifhe,thebigsuperstar,isjusttoogoodforher.Atapublishingcompany’scelebrationMartintellsthedirectorthatheistakingtimeofftowritehisownbiography–tocoveruphisfailureasapopstar.Thedirectorisveryinterestedandwantstoseeaselectionfromwhathehasalreadywritten.Martinseeshischanceforacomebackbuthasnoideahowtowriteabook.ThenhethinksofClaudia,whowouldbemorethanwillingtohelphim.Whenthedirectorreadsthefirstexcerpts,heisenthusiastic.WhenMartinsingsasongjustforher,Claudia’sheartmelts…ToimpressClaudia,MartininvitesClaudiatoaluxuryhotel.Butwhenherfriendsalsoshowupunexpectedly,Martin’sboastofbeingaregularguestisexposedasalie.Filledwithrage,hecruellyinsultsClaudiawhoangrilybreaksoffallcontactwithhim.Evenwhenhebegsforherforgiveness,shesimplydoesnotwanttohearit.Filledwithrage,hecruellyinsultsClaudia–whoangrilybreaksoffallcontactwithhim.Evenwhenhebegsforherforgiveness,shesimplydoesnotwanttohearit.Theonlythingshewantsistofinishthebiography.Still,ClaudiabecomesjealouswhenshelearnsthatMartinisattractedtoanotherwoman...JustwhenClaudiaisrunningoutoftimetofinishthebiography,itisasifhermindshutsdown–shesuddenlycannolongerwrite!However,afterMartinfinallyconfesseshislovetoClaudiaandthetwospendapassionatenighttogether,andherwriter’sblockdisappears.Butwhenthebookisformallypresented,Claudiaisshockedthathernameisnotmentionedanywhere.Feelingbetrayed,sheonceagaincutsMartincompletelyoutofherlife,butthistimeforgood...