话说某朝某代,蜀中有一户唐门,祖上本是武功高强的盖世英雄,传至唐方海一辈,则一心教授四个儿子饱读圣贤之书。然而唐家第三子唐吉(郭涛饰)字可德,无心圣贤,专好武侠神怪小说,以至于走火入魔,不辨虚实。这一日,唐吉可德佩戴祖宗的甲胄和霸王枪,骑着家中的瘦马爪黄飞电离家出走,他访名山,会高友,指望打通任督二脉成为爵士奇侠。 当他路过桑家村,恰巧撞见豪强富贵强抢民女翠花(林嘉欣饰)。唐吉可德挺身而出,凑巧打败豪强的狗腿子令狐有味(刘桦饰),但是翠花早已被人掳向长安。唐收当地羊倌桑丘(王刚饰)为仆,为了伟大的正义事业和美丽的香香公主一路向长安进发……伦敦频频遭到无政府主义者的破坏,元凶是巴沙电影院的老板维洛克,电影院对面的水果店里有位新苏格兰场派来专门监视维洛克的侦探特德……专门为政府解决麻烦的“争端调解员”,本·威德曼,对自己从事的行业感到厌倦,很想过回正常的生活。为了与前妻争夺女儿的抚养权,本私下接了一项任务,富翁哈顿伯格的保镖默多克请他来协助测验其别墅的安全系统,而当他顺利闯入别墅之后才发现,哈顿伯格已经死在了自家的游泳池中。于是本理所当然成了警方的头号嫌疑犯。为了替自己洗脱罪名,找出真凶,本找到了哈顿伯格的儿媳莎拉,二人在迷局中不断摸索,终于发现原来陷害本的人竟是他多年的至交好友……麦克(肯尼思·布拉纳KennethBranagh饰)是一名私家侦探,一日,一位失去了记忆的女子(艾玛·汤普森EmmaThompson饰)向他求助,希望能够通过他的帮助找回自己的身份。在催眠大师富兰克林(德里克·雅各比DerekJacobi饰)的催眠之中,女子得知了自己前世的姓名——玛格丽特。随着时间的推移,麦克渐渐爱上了善良的失意女子,在一次催眠中,他发现自己的前世竟然就是玛格丽特的丈夫罗曼,而玛格丽特正是死于罗曼之手。随着调查的深入,麦克发现富兰克林亦被卷入了他们纷乱复杂的前世今生之中,而他其实才是杀害玛格丽特的真正凶手。如今,命运让富兰克林和玛格丽特再度重逢,亦将玛格丽特置于了危险之中。总统的保卫机关将纽约著名的精神病专家西尼选为总统的精神病医生。西尼和女友南被迫到华盛顿定居,严格的保密规定还不允许他同任何谈论这件事。无法忍受的西尼决定逃跑,他借一个机会离开了华盛顿,但特工人员却化装成各种人物一直跟踪着他。西尼混到一群嬉皮士中成功地甩掉特工,但没想到加拿大特工又盯上了他,正在他们企图绑架他时,一个叫克罗波特金的俄国特工将他解救出来,于是他们一起前往华盛顿。电话公司的保安人员企图控...Afterfinishingherstudiesinliterature,Claudiaworksasacashieratthesupermarket.Sheisahappygirlwhocountsherco-workersamongherbestfriends.Theonlysorespothasbeenherlovelife,butnowthathersecrethighschoolcrushMartinhasreturned,Claudia’shopesareignited.MartinhadbeeninAmerica,wherehisattemptstomakeitasaprofessionalsingerhadfailed.Nowbroke,he’sforcedtosinghisoldhitsindrearyshoppingmallstomakeendsmeet.WhenClaudiaseeshimagain,herheartskipsabeat.Afteroneofhismallgigs,sheworksupthecouragetotellhimwhosheisandthatshestillfeelsattractedtohim.Martinreactswithice-coldarrogance,asifhe,thebigsuperstar,isjusttoogoodforher.Atapublishingcompany’scelebrationMartintellsthedirectorthatheistakingtimeofftowritehisownbiography–tocoveruphisfailureasapopstar.Thedirectorisveryinterestedandwantstoseeaselectionfromwhathehasalreadywritten.Martinseeshischanceforacomebackbuthasnoideahowtowriteabook.ThenhethinksofClaudia,whowouldbemorethanwillingtohelphim.Whenthedirectorreadsthefirstexcerpts,heisenthusiastic.WhenMartinsingsasongjustforher,Claudia’sheartmelts…ToimpressClaudia,MartininvitesClaudiatoaluxuryhotel.Butwhenherfriendsalsoshowupunexpectedly,Martin’sboastofbeingaregularguestisexposedasalie.Filledwithrage,hecruellyinsultsClaudiawhoangrilybreaksoffallcontactwithhim.Evenwhenhebegsforherforgiveness,shesimplydoesnotwanttohearit.Filledwithrage,hecruellyinsultsClaudia–whoangrilybreaksoffallcontactwithhim.Evenwhenhebegsforherforgiveness,shesimplydoesnotwanttohearit.Theonlythingshewantsistofinishthebiography.Still,ClaudiabecomesjealouswhenshelearnsthatMartinisattractedtoanotherwoman...JustwhenClaudiaisrunningoutoftimetofinishthebiography,itisasifhermindshutsdown–shesuddenlycannolongerwrite!However,afterMartinfinallyconfesseshislovetoClaudiaandthetwospendapassionatenighttogether,andherwriter’sblockdisappears.Butwhenthebookisformallypresented,Claudiaisshockedthathernameisnotmentionedanywhere.Feelingbetrayed,sheonceagaincutsMartincompletelyoutofherlife,butthistimeforgood...