老岳下岗了。他在街道和居委会的帮助下承包了一家宾馆，还特意请了一同下岗的工友小青和老蔡来帮忙打理。老蔡在食堂干过，就负责厨房。小青因为年轻为人热情又机灵，主管接待。宾馆重张，立马就有了客人，有老岳的孙了小岳，大款钱老板和太太，还有警察大李，窃贼大黑、小黑兄弟。宾馆里的客人多了，事情也多了起来，发生了一系列惊险的、离奇的、令人哭笑不得的事情，让老岳忙得不亦乐乎。Afterfinishingherstudiesinliterature,Claudiaworksasacashieratthesupermarket.Sheisahappygirlwhocountsherco-workersamongherbestfriends.Theonlysorespothasbeenherlovelife,butnowthathersecrethighschoolcrushMartinhasreturned,Claudia’shopesareignited.MartinhadbeeninAmerica,wherehisattemptstomakeitasaprofessionalsingerhadfailed.Nowbroke,he’sforcedtosinghisoldhitsindrearyshoppingmallstomakeendsmeet.WhenClaudiaseeshimagain,herheartskipsabeat.Afteroneofhismallgigs,sheworksupthecouragetotellhimwhosheisandthatshestillfeelsattractedtohim.Martinreactswithice-coldarrogance,asifhe,thebigsuperstar,isjusttoogoodforher.Atapublishingcompany’scelebrationMartintellsthedirectorthatheistakingtimeofftowritehisownbiography–tocoveruphisfailureasapopstar.Thedirectorisveryinterestedandwantstoseeaselectionfromwhathehasalreadywritten.Martinseeshischanceforacomebackbuthasnoideahowtowriteabook.ThenhethinksofClaudia,whowouldbemorethanwillingtohelphim.Whenthedirectorreadsthefirstexcerpts,heisenthusiastic.WhenMartinsingsasongjustforher,Claudia’sheartmelts…ToimpressClaudia,MartininvitesClaudiatoaluxuryhotel.Butwhenherfriendsalsoshowupunexpectedly,Martin’sboastofbeingaregularguestisexposedasalie.Filledwithrage,hecruellyinsultsClaudiawhoangrilybreaksoffallcontactwithhim.Evenwhenhebegsforherforgiveness,shesimplydoesnotwanttohearit.Filledwithrage,hecruellyinsultsClaudia–whoangrilybreaksoffallcontactwithhim.Evenwhenhebegsforherforgiveness,shesimplydoesnotwanttohearit.Theonlythingshewantsistofinishthebiography.Still,ClaudiabecomesjealouswhenshelearnsthatMartinisattractedtoanotherwoman...JustwhenClaudiaisrunningoutoftimetofinishthebiography,itisasifhermindshutsdown–shesuddenlycannolongerwrite!However,afterMartinfinallyconfesseshislovetoClaudiaandthetwospendapassionatenighttogether,andherwriter’sblockdisappears.Butwhenthebookisformallypresented,Claudiaisshockedthathernameisnotmentionedanywhere.Feelingbetrayed,sheonceagaincutsMartincompletelyoutofherlife,butthistimeforgood...故事讲述了几对情侣参加筹划“谋杀”派对，以为这只是一场游戏，但不想游戏成真，聚会陷入混乱。沈云山的儿子小君在街上偶然救了一个贵妇的小女儿，自己却突发心脏病，医生说需要高昂的手术费，沈云山只是一个看停尸房的小警察无力承担，无奈之下，他想向那个贵妇求助，却最终没有说出口，突然，他接到一封信，一个男人约他见面，让他去杀一个人就给他一笔钱，沈云山决定铤而走险，他歪打误撞地杀死那个人，买凶的人却从此消失了，沈云山发现，他所杀的正是那个贵妇的丈夫，从此沈云山掉进了一个阴谋的漩涡。民间科学家老罗(黄渤饰)是多年潜心研究多种稀奇古怪的小发明小创造，并在工厂大院中建造起来了自己的地下城和实验室，谁知智商过高导致情商失调，一栓非法集资案，让老罗妻离子散，并和老友赵老板(马书良饰)反目成仇，为了找回尊严，老罗决定采用极端手段——挖一条地道潜入赵家，偷回属于邻居们的四十万元…　　与此同时，远在北京上学，老罗之子小罗(杜海涛饰)，盯上了总是失恋的赵老板女儿赵玥(黄奕饰)，开始和父亲不谋而合的“复仇计划”，他要“骗财骗色”。讲述一个一毛不拔的小提琴家被一个爱慕者和突然找上门来的女儿一起改造的故事。